Llanymynech: A place of peace and quiet for monks. Not a lot happened here, well there are two points of interest. The first thing the village is proud of is that Charles Darwin visited in 1831- he measured some rocks. By pure chance I found one of the Rocks looked at. It was a grey and hard and had a plaque.
The second thing the town was famous for what was that the mountain used to be mined for rocks for various building purposes. One day an industrialist thought “how can I maximise productivity?” I know let’s quadruple amount of dynamite used in mining. His plan was to mine in a months worth of rock in one day. He did successfully managed to blow up a lot of rock, but he also managed to fire chunks of rock half a mile into the village and smash up everybody’s roofs. Now that’s what I call an epic fail.
Tough was really tough so I spent a lot of time in my head. Miley Cyrus helped a bit, but then my headphone ran out of battery.
I’m gonna let you into my thought process of when I first approach field. The first thing I do if I scan left and right searching for animals. Then I try to assess what kind of animals they are. If i see sheep I will look at the breed of sheep. If it’s the cute little ones with fluffy long ears no problem. If it’s the larger sheep, then I know I have to be slightly cautious, and if the sheep is wearing a harness then I have to be extra cautious. Because it’s not a ewe!
Rams walk around with this arrogance, look at me, come near me, try it mate. They have much wider and more muscular heads designed for ramming other sheep and humans. No thank you. I did watch one follow a couple who walked passed me. Lol, I wonder if he got them.
If I approach a field with cows in it I look to see how many of the cows there are and how many are juveniles. I created a new collective noun for cows. A herd is 5-15 cows in a large field. Anything more than that is a ‘plague of cows’. They ravage the grass and make it so muddy it hard to not lose your shoes in it.
I also look to see if the cows have udders. And I look at how content they are eating grass. If they are gathered in a corner it means they are getting fed regularly and they just see any human as something to run towards. Avoid.
If there are only a handful of cows then it’s normally okay I just give them a wide birth they tend to ignore you. With these cows I would proceed. Speaking to a farmer, most people get attacked are because of dogs. The dogs chase the baby cow, the mummy chases the dog, the dog runs to the humans. The cow mashed the humans and can’t catch the dog lol.
Ponies in the wild, no problems. Horses in a field I am not convinced about yet. No bad experiences on this trip so far.
Now comes the problem when you enter a field and you don’t know what’s living in it. I normally start by scanning the ground, if there are cow pats I will look to see how old the droppings are. if they have fly holes in them or maybe berries or twigs have landed on top of them and it’s not a problem. I will just carefully scan to see where the cows are. Another tell-tale sign is by looking at the colour of the buckets in the field. The red ones are cow PowerMaxxxxx. I’m not sure you should be giving Cows energy products. White buckets tend to be sheep fields. Blue buckets or for pheasants.
The only other animals I’ve encountered are so far are pheasants and chickens. And I can’t really figure out which one is more stupid. I would probably go for the pheasants being more stupid. Any opinions out there?
Anyway back to the blog. within the first 3 miles my feet were hurting the ankle is swollen and I’m just wishing today ends. I suspect this is a large part to not having access to enough calories and protein. My yesterday‘s dinner was all my emergency food. And it wasn’t the best. All I had left today was one apple, I hopped that I would find a village soon. Whilst walking along the Dyke Path, it merged with a first world war remembrance Path. They walk to peoples houses were the dead used to live.
Pinned to a tree was a photograph of gentleman that died in 2014 so I assumed this is nothing to the path but there was a photo of him sitting on this weird horse saddle thing. I’ll come to this later.
Whilst walking today the only thing that was going through my head apart from food, was when I was homeschooling Harry and we were going through a book called “we’re going on a Bear Hunt“. A Family goes on adventure and they come up with a number of obstacles. Basically the story has this rhythm which is they can’t go under it, they can’t go over it so they decide to go through it. King offa thought about his wall and his aim was to find the steepest and most ridiculous hills and then hundreds of years later someone like me is going to go an adventure. Sadly I can’t go under them, I can’t go through them, I’ve got to go over them and then over at some more.
The path is brilliantly way marked, however without a map you just need to look to the horizon find the biggest hill and you know that I’m going over that hill later on in the day.
Anyway I climbed up through a lovely yew forest called Jones rough. This led to a viewpoint on top of a quarry with a 360 view of the surrounding landscape. I took a pano style photo, so I hope it turns out okay in the end. This was only about 5 miles in and knowing that I have 10 more to do is not a nice feeling.
I text Louise and told her that I was walking like a zombie and that I needed calories right now. I was preying the first civilisation of the day had a shop. Fortunately it did have a shop, only a minor detour away from the dyke. I text my joy to Louise and told her I was now walking like a zombie with a packet of Doritos. I also bought a meringue cake, and then noticed it was bloody well low-calorie. Just my luck. Mind you I shouldn’t have a swore at the meringue cake because two hours later I found some in my beard. Incidentally on the top of Moor I found a collapsible dog bowl . Unlike the two rakes I saw earlier on in the day I decided to take this one. My thinking was if I get really bored I can pretend I have a dog and look around for it panicked and see if people help me look for the non-existent dog. But you know I don’t think I should do that, if you rob a bank you get two years you kill a dog or you mess with pets get life in prison - not worth it.
After climbing uphill a bit more I entered candy Woods, I actually really enjoyed this section, it was a peaceful ancient woodland and you could smell the mushrooms all around. What I’ve noticed is the best Woodland tend to be next to private estates, so maybe they own the Woodlands and look after them. At the end of this Woodland emerged at another ancient racecourse. And lo and behold in front of me was that exact horse saddle monument that guy had been sitting on in the photo earlier. One of the heads of the horse was in England the other head was in Wales. I straddled it with my bottom facing England, because it appears most of my readers are Welsh.
When I saw my first race course in Kington I thought wow this is novel, now I’ve realised actually it’s probably quite standard it’s just I’ve never seen it before. the horse racing was mainly done in the 1800s and they even had grandstand and the horses ran in a figure of eight.
After leaving the racecourse I headed towards Chirk and this is where I had a decision to make. Option one. Suck it up and continue on the Dyke Path. Or option two take a shortcut on the road. I sucked it up.
As you read I’m about a mile away from Chirk and I’m simply dictating today’s blog into my phone as I have been the last few days. So if you wonder why there is such inconsistency and punctuation, writing and capitalisation it’s because I’m not typing. I would type but I’m wearing gloves.
The most welcome site of the day when the Chirk aqueduct came into view. The signpost pointed to Chirk and said 4 miles. I’m just hoping the three-quarter part had been rubbed off.
In the future I plan to write up these various memoirs into a book. So as we all know the most important part of the book is the title and the cover. After all that’s how you judge a book. I was thinking how “fat middle-aged man accidentally became an insurance athlete in lockdown”. What do you think?
I finally arrived at the hotel I’m now going foraging for junk food and snacks just hope I don’t eat all the snacks and leave myself with nothing tomorrow. (141.3 miles in a week - ouch).
Thank you to Miley for cheering me up with her Metallica cover and Samantha and anonymous for the kind donations.
Another 20 miles tomorrow!